Victorian Tumblr Themes

teacher:  don't bullshit this essay
me:  i'm gonna bullshit this essay

clearlypositive:

people who don’t get excited about tv shows make me uncomfortable

bigbardafree:

have you ever started hating a character because someone you dont like really likes that character

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST